id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books
I’ve thought about that reading the GONE series. In the book they say that the library had been pretty much abandoned, but I’m like…that would be the first place I would go, and good luck trying to get me out!
the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast
you could have at least said spoiler alert
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
Marauders Appreciation Week [5/7] - One Rivalry
The three Black daughters were inseparable as children, but the Wizarding War broke families apart without discrimination. Andromeda’s marriage to a Muggleborn cracked deep fractures in their sisterhood. Bellatrix, the eldest, went mad with the belief that pureblood supremacy must be imposed. Andromeda, the middle sister, tried to put as much distance as possible between herself and the bloodshed. All the while, Narcissa, the youngest, only wanted to keep her family together. As a trio, the Black sisters had intelligence, power, and cunning. Apart, the filthy war would ruin them all.
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way…
I LOVE ALL OF YOU FUCKERS!
Dear Tumblr, let’s play a game. From now on, anything I post or reblog (with or without my own comments) you get to imagine I’m saying in the nicest, most genuine way possible with the best of intentions. I’m tired of people getting offended who don’t know me and therefore don’t know my (admittedly, sometimes—okay, often—dark) sense of humor. But this is my blog, the one corner of the internet that is 100% me, so I’m not going to apologize for any of the content.
What ever happened to every single “yearly tradition” in Stars Hollow that was only mentioned in once? What ever happened to all the characters Lorelai and Rory were “so close” with that we just met at their funerals? You’ll drive yourself crazy nitpicking at every subplot in any TV show that is there to function in one episode and is then forgotten about.
“I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”
Thats mildly hilarious
thekyteruhner isn’t Doppler a shepherd/husky mix? What do you think? Those dogs don’t look anything like him.
It’s really hard to twist what Mitchum did into something that could be interpreted as a favor to his son. But by golly, whoever submitted this question, I admire your faith in people!
A cat and fox became two unlikely best friends that share a territory and hunt together as well as frequent cuddling.
Anonymous said: Just because Bex is the most athletic of the bunch, I don't see how that makes her gay? That's the stupidest cliche' She shill loves dressing up and being a 'girl' but she isn't afraid to kick butt.
Can girls that like to dress up not be gay? Can a lesbian only be someone who likes to play sports? Not only that many people in this fandom, me included have a head canon the Bex is not straight. If someone you don’t agree then just ignore it. It’s a head canon. Not canon.
I could see Bex being bisexual maybe. Mostly because that’s not something you can really tell about someone just because they’re “girly” or “tough” or whatever. And the books never raised the issue at all. But people get way too worked up about this stuff, like it’s degrading to the awesome character that is Rebecca Baxter if she happens to like girls.
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)