Somebody posted this on Facebook, and it is way too early on a Monday morning for these kinds of feels. So here you go :)
peter bartemius potter, you were named after two men who did an okay sort of thing once or twice in between causing me no end of misery. such bravery. such redemption.
things said in majority of movies:
- "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
- "she’s not just some girl!"
- "I should have told you this a long time ago."
- "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
- "but I love him!!"
-“You’re giving up your dream!”
“No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”
"I knew your father. He was a good man."
*girl walks downstairs*
Guy: Wow… you look… great.
Also: “It started out that way, but then I really fell for you.”
take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.
- Alex: You called my parole officer.
- Piper: You think I turned you in?
- Alex: You had no idea what was going on with me. You never forgave me for telling the truth and leaving you behind. I know it was you.
- Piper: No, it wasn't! And fuck you for thinking it was!
If you claim to be a feminist and you shame girls for wanting to do traditional things like take their husband’s last name or be a house wife then you are doing it all completely wrong.
Feminism isn’t an elite group who defeats gender norms, it’s a group who accepts ALL women’s choices.
And it’s about women having the RIGHT to choose, whatever those choices are. There’s nothing non-feminist about traditional gender roles if that’s what the woman is choosing to do.
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
I’ve never understood why guys who are standing in front of me would ask me what my bra size is. Like, you’re looking at me. You can see how big my boobs are. Giving you a number/letter isn’t going to change my boob size, and you probably don’t know what bra sizes mean anyway.
But yes, I always do accept donations of properly-fitting bras :)
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if you like both disney and dreamworks equally and you just want to watch movies without people fighting about it clap your hands
who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and preform a colonoscopy on you with my boot
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.