do you have a girlfriend? girlfriend? no, not really my area. oh right then. do you have a boyfriend? which is fine by the way. i know its fine. so you’ve got a boyfriend? no. right. okay. you’re unattached like me. fine. good.
i read this and my first thought was “haha one of those ‘awkward flirting’ funny text posts” and then i realized this was an actual conversation from the first episode of sherlock
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening.
That’s probably very true
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
"aesthetic" is a very good word, important word. "i love the fifties." no you don’t the fifties kinda TOTALLY SUCKED for many human beings in America. "i love fifties aesthetic" well then, awesome. go you with your bright blocks of color and cute skirts and mini jackets and hair poufs.
Don’t be so quick to give people the benefit of the doubt. I know a few people who would LOVE to make this world just how it was in the 50s, racism and sexism and all the -isms you can think of and all. And they’re all women.
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused
IT’S BEEN TWO DAYS
We don’t talk about Professor Binns enough. He just woke up one day and forgot to take his body with him and then was just like “fuck it, I’ve got a class to teach.”
I firmly believe that Colin Creevey was in love with Harry and a part of me ships it and it just hurts.
Isn’t it weird how OTPs are divided into two categories: ones that are canon and ones that are not. The ones that are canon make us squeal with delight every time that couple does something adorable in the book/movie/tv show/whatever, and the ones that are not just make us want to sob horribly becuase don’t writers understand that they would be PERFECT for each other??!? There is no middle ground. I don’t know what the point I was trying to make was. But either way, there are a lot of feels at stake.
Also, I’ve been rewatching The Office, and Dwight x Angela!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”